I found these here, Justine, they crack me up! Knew Excel had to be good for something:
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blog portion
portion?
(pôr'shən, pōr'-) n.
1. A section or quantity within a larger thing; a part of a whole.
2. A part separated from a whole.
3. A part that is allotted to a person or group, as:
i. A helping of food.
ii. The part of an estate received by an heir.
iii. A woman's dowry.
4. A person's lot or fate.
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." - Anais Nin
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." - Anais Nin Me:
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Do love these!! Sheer brilliance.
You officially crack me up!
Did your mother not like you? Something warped your mind to make you this funny. Lol, just jokin, this is great.
oops – dunno where my comment went but it belonged here!! must’ve been laughing too hard!
Peeps, I can’t take any credit for these, I didn’t make them! But they are funny :P
very, VERY funny!